For the love of trees, I tell you
they are fine. We had a powwow
and talked about the bad old days
when there were fewer of them

There are fewer now, you say?
No, that’s not true, there are more now
than anytime in the last hundred years

Scarcity is growing scarcer,
but trees are not. The trees are good
playing frisbee, eating cheese, mocking people
with fat dogs full of shit.

We made plans to go to a comedy club next week
if you want to tag along.