Angels have notoriously bad healthcare,
I don’t mean to get you upset, I’m sure you like angels, everyone does.

Still, it’s a fact.

Their co-pay is outrageous, and they don’t get any sick time,
never mind preventative care.

If you bump into an angel, don’t bring it up, they’re a bore,
a God damned bore,
of the highest magnitude. And don’t ask them about how well they dance
they get pissy about that
more so if you taunt them with pinheads and pretend
like they have the most exciting lives.

they don’t.

grunt-work is grunt-work,
wings or no wings,
even if God is your direct supervisor.

your best bet is to just smile and nod at the holy folk
and move on to the cribbage game with your fat neighbor.