One of the many things that most writers have in common is toes. Obviously not all writers, I’m sure there are toe-less writers out there. I mean no disrespect to the toe-less, some of my favorite people have lost at least a couple of toes.

Once, I saw a guy drop a ton and a half of bottled water on his foot and he lost his toes. I don’t think he was a writer at that time, but who knows what has happened in the 20 years since.

My main point here is that writers usually have toes. That’s what I wanted to tell you. Think about that. Just – think about that.