jane said life is precious
dick said life is fine
spot didn’t say a thing,
i’m glad he isn’t mine

jane said dick’s a dick
dick said jane’s insane
spot didn’t say a thing
things just went that way

jane said it’s time to go
dick said there’s no time
spot didn’t say a thing
he just handed me a dime

jane said life is holy
dick said life is hell
spot didn’t say a thing
i think it’s just as well