If i were slightly more agnostic,
I think i’d focus on the necessity of blue holes
to fill the void left when my pancreas vacations.

Big giant blue holes, so powerful
even the stupid ideas can’t make it out
only swears and jeans and kids who went to tufts
in sadly brown hoodies.

Awkwardly blue holes, suggesting
entire days when the stores are must stay closed
For fear the police will come and buy up all their blue cheese dressing
leaving them with virtually inedible Buffalo wings

Sinister blue holes, enraged
because their rights have been violated by the lack of space
in their mother’s closet, and now they’ve been forced out
into the work force to fend for themselves and pay their stupid
student loans.

Musical blue holes, so sad
and repetitive
even I could remember the words

That’s crazy though, this is me we’re talking about,
and who could believe that?