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435 Congressmen, 100 Senators, 50 governors, 9 Supreme Court Justices, and a President — Every last one of them a really bad joke. We don’t have leadership in this country, we have punchlines. We don’t have solutions, we have money grubbing whores. Honestly, the number is much bigger than 595, I didn’t add in all the state legislators or senators, the state judges or the myriad public officials all through the many levels of government. BUT, for my purposes here, I think I’ll stick with the 595 really obvious morons. If you want me to add info on one of these idiots to this blog, feel free to email me.

The Madness Spreads To The Republican Party

I, like the fine proprietor of this blog, believe that "man made global warming" is nothing more than a big phony plan by luddite lefties that hate modern society to turn us back into an agrarian utopia. I was therefore shocked and appalled to see the Republican Party join the madness .
The Republican platform may [...]

If I disappear…

It will be because of the fascist morons who thinks ideas like the ‘fairness doctrine ‘ are good. The thing that gets me is the concept of applying codes, rules, regulations and guidelines to blogs. This is horrifying.
The entire concept of free speech is at stake, really, and people don’t get it. Free speech isn’t [...]

How is this acceptable?

Obama folds hands over crotch during national anthem.

I’m sorry, but this is simply unacceptable . The lapel flag, doesn’t really bother me at all, but this kind of blatant rudeness is despicable.

Self-hate and warm tea

I don’t know why, but it bothers me whenever I agree with Chuck Norris on a subject. The subject is Nancy Pelosi , the worst (non-criminal ) speaker in the history of our country. He blathers on a bit and praises Rush Limbaugh (which is fine I suppose) but the point that I really agree [...]

… but they weren’t important ones.

I am having trouble understanding how anyone can spend all that money to get elected so they can vote on issues and then woops, not show up.
Maybe we’re only electing retarded people? It sounds like something a retarded person might do.

Hanging with Bush

You know, I am not for or against the president, really. I think he’s been incredibly mediocre. Many things that I admire, many that i find incredibly foolish. But here’s the thing, I don’t hang his picture on my wall or spread the word that he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. NOR do I [...]

British humor is still the funniest

In a recent poll of upwards of 3 people, it was determined that the British — that whacky lot that gave us Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, and bangers and mash — have done it again , this time at the expense of our most humorless candidate for president Barack Obama. (Don’t worry, you [...]

Crisis Schmisis, where is my pencil?

Congress deals with energy crisis.

This is just too accurate.

Like watching someone make pancakes

I was reading "Best of the web " today… and i saw this.
"Well, look, if that’s the criteria by which we are making decisions on the deployment of U.S. forces, then by that argument you would have 300,000 troops in the Congo right now–where millions have been slaughtered as a consequence of ethnic strife–which we [...]